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“A democratic republic, sir, if you can keep it.” Ben Franklin
The 13th Clown has been fully vaccinated, spring is in the air, so why is he so despondent? As his blog slogan says, he “trips over the truth in silly shoes” and the truth about the future of America’s democratic … Continue reading
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